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Frank beamer neck
Frank beamer neck













frank beamer neck

– His neckbubble is a level 32 night elf in World of Warcraft. – It filled in for Jay Leno twice on The Tonight Show. – It’s all a part of us and we’re all a part of the neckbubble. – Virginia Tech students paint his neckbubble with a fresh coat of paint with real gold in it prior to every game. – When he’s not using the neckbubble, he keeps it in the VT lunchpale. That chunk became known as Kevin Federline. – There used to be a lot more neckbubble, but he cut part of it shaving. All he got was the neckbubble and bloody stool. – When he was young he once tried to go all Bruce Banner and doused himself with gamma rays. – It lactates and its milk is sold at the local Whole Foods. – It’s his swollen medulla oblongata and it’s why he’s so ornery.

frank beamer neck

– Every once in a while it will cry “Feed me!” and he must prick his finger and drop blood onto it. – It was recently downgraded from a moon to a neckbubble, having once been known as Pluto. – If you put your ear near it, it emanates a very high pitched humming sound. – In Liberia it is revered as having medicinal powers and he is constantly dodging African witchdoctors trying to slice a lil giblet off of it. – He got it after Marcus Vick stomped on him during a recruiting trip (Thanks, Eddie Venter for that one). – It’s a tiny island nation and renowned tax haven. – It’s a piece of uneaten turkey that he never wiped off after succumbing to its tryptophan and dozing off for a couple days. – He got it after he slept with Holly Rowe. – Before VT players run onto the field they rub Frank’s Neckbubble. Fox in a paint shaker in an earthquake whenever a snowstorm is about to hit Blacksburg. And before it rains it kind of gets harder and is more tumor-like in feel. – I bet when he gets angry it kinda swells up and pulsates, but you have to be really close to him to see it undulating, like when he met with Marcus Vick to tell him he was being bounced from the team it just pulsated like there was a second heart inside of it and you could kinda see veins directly underneath the skin. now.ĮDSBS calls it Jenkins, and says it’s similar to Krang of TMNT fame. Frank Beamer has a neckbubble, and this is a post about it. Again, we’re not proud of it, but we damned sure aren’t sorry for posting it.īefore we get around to previewing the VT game tomorrow, we’ve got to get something off our chests and just destroy a joke before it grows. In honor of playing Virginia Tech today, we’re reposting the legendary Neck Bubble post.















Frank beamer neck